Snuggie's For All...

So being a reader, in an air conditioned house and especially in the winter when it is drafty, I am truly plagued with freezing appendages while holding my books. Of course I have blankets but surely there must be a better way?
You guessed it, there is, its a snuggie. And you don't have to be a lady reader to use one. You can be a dude who really likes green. Or a lady who wants to be pregnant again but doesn't want to go through the hassle of getting that way.
You could even be a 20 something habitual pub crawler and enjoy all the benefits of a snuggie!
You don't have to feel embarrassed because everyone is doing it, even your neighbors dog Sir Muffin Pants!
Order one for the low price of $19.95 plus 7.95 S/H and you get one free!

Seriously though friends could there be a dorkier way to stay warm?! My god! The insanity of it all! I'd rather be cold!

Disclaimer: If you are a snuggie user, that is fine, just know that we can't be friends anymore. Unless you are the baby. All babies are exempt.